Fat Bastard

Fat Bastard from Seed City Seeds is available as feminised seeds. It’s a balanced 50% indica and 50% sativa variety, made from the unusual Goldmember × Monkey Spunk pairing.

The parent lines were chosen for flavour, potency and resin production, giving Fat Bastard a more memorable background than the usual run of modern crosses. It’s not pushed heavily towards either side of the indica/sativa split, which is part of its appeal for collectors who like balanced hybrids with a distinctive family tree.

The flower structure is described as dense and compact, with a generous coating of resin. The aroma starts with sweet, exotic fruit, then turns towards pungent Skunk and earthy notes. Lighter floral and pine touches sit underneath, adding a bit of detail without losing that stronger old-school Skunk character.

Caryophyllene, myrcene and humulene are listed among the main terpenes. They fit the peppery, earthy and herbal side of the profile, while the Goldmember and Monkey Spunk genetics bring the sweeter fruit and Skunk notes forward.

Fat Bastard suits shoppers after a named balanced hybrid with resinous compact flowers and a fruit-meets-Skunk flavour profile, rather than another familiar big-name cross.